the one where you shit into transparent pants
Super Hexagon Creator Crafts Homage to Flappy Bird
If you’re waiting for your $90,000 iPhone to arrive with Flappy Bird installed, congratulations – you’re an idiot. Despite that, you should still be able to press the up and down keys on your keyboard. If this applies to you, then Super Hexagon’s creator Terry Cavanagh has just the game to help you pass the time – Maverick Bird!
play Maverick Bird for at least five seconds
how would someone stand and wipe their ass? you no longer have easy access to the asshole? and if you have any hangers they will just get smashed in there.
maybe the assless can do this but no, i stay sitting to wipe my ass
this is a thing
the fucking internet, more specifically the the endless armies of selfish entitled animals whom i loath.